Bard For Life

by Karmadillo

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released October 10, 2010

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Track Name: Velociraptor
velociraptor, stole my tractor, then it ate ma dad
and then the hungry, dinosaur, went round and ate the guy who lived next door

he wrecked ma home - wrecked ma farm
guess i was lucky he didn't do me no harm

After finishing - he let loose an evil belch
i thought thats great now where the hell is Racquel Welch?
Chorus

I'm walking with dinosaurs - They just won't go away
I'm Walking with dinosaurs - They just won't leave this place

The old man he - said to me - Whatchoo doing boy this ain't your country
Since you got here, Its all gotten worse - I said dont look at me you came to ours first

With a cry of 'Paki scrounger', He raised the tension
I said actually I'm working hard and its paying for your pension
He said this great nations, Been ruined by immigration
I said you can't blame me for Popstars and the underpaid staff in education

Velociraptor
stole my tractor
then it ate ma dad

and even though it
wrekcked ma home
'twas better than listening to the old man moan and groan

The velociraptor
ate the neighbour too
about its dinners colour it didn't give a poo

because the velociraptor
knew what people are about
its whats on the inside that counts
yeah its whats on the inside that counts
Track Name: Why Must I Be A Teenage Zombie In Love?
I killed myself at 16 cos I was in love with you but you couldn't remember my name
Imagine my suprise when I discovered that I had risen from the grave
Now in my unlife I find you are still what I crave
But baby this time I don't want your heart I want your brains

You'd think that my folks might be a little more upset
Even though I am one of the living dead
My mom still complains that I don't tidy my room or make my bed
As a plus I can ignore the warning labels on illegally bought packets of cigarettes
Chorus

I know that you think / all guys are the same
only caring bout your looks / ignoring what you say
So maybe you will want me / coz I'm a teenage zombie
Don't care about your body / I want your
BRAINS / BRAINS / BRAINS
Track Name: Facebook Makes This Bit Easy
Nows come the time
You're no longer mine
I'm not feeling fine
just want to get on / with my life

How do I let them know
my pretty bird flown
when just saying your name
brings me / so much pain


Got to let them know that you're leaving, me
Can't let the grieving be seen
But I can say without speaking, your name
Facebook makes this bit easy / but the rest is so hard
Facebook makes this bit easy / but its still not a laugh
Facebook makes this bit easy / but it won't fix my heart

Just By clicking on
The broken heart icon
I'll let them you're gone
They'll know my lifes gone wrong


Got to let them know that you're leaving, me
Can't let the grieving be seen
But I can say without speaking, your name
Facebook makes this bit easy / but the rest is so hard
Facebook makes this bit easy / but its still not a laugh
Facebook makes this bit easy / but it won't fix my heart
Track Name: E.T.
You were wonderful with words
You were wonderful with your love
Showing me my dreams
universe

I never understood
Where you were coming from
I guess thats why when I look up now
You're gone

And now when I look all I see are clouds
You've gone, my love, my ET
Ouch

Such a sense of loss
Doing what must be done
You belong
under a different sun

Flying away so far
Flying away so fast
You will always have a home
In my heart
Chorus

And now when I look all I see are clouds
You've gone, my love, my ET
Ouch