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Velociraptor

from Bard For Life by Karmadillo

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remastered version of the track from the Women Are Aliens from Venus, Men Are Monsters From Mars

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velociraptor, stole my tractor, then it ate ma dad
and then the hungry, dinosaur, went round and ate the guy who lived next door

he wrecked ma home - wrecked ma farm
guess i was lucky he didn't do me no harm

After finishing - he let loose an evil belch
i thought thats great now where the hell is Racquel Welch?
Chorus

I'm walking with dinosaurs - They just won't go away
I'm Walking with dinosaurs - They just won't leave this place

The old man he - said to me - Whatchoo doing boy this ain't your country
Since you got here, Its all gotten worse - I said dont look at me you came to ours first

With a cry of 'Paki scrounger', He raised the tension
I said actually I'm working hard and its paying for your pension
He said this great nations, Been ruined by immigration
I said you can't blame me for Popstars and the underpaid staff in education

Velociraptor
stole my tractor
then it ate ma dad

and even though it
wrekcked ma home
'twas better than listening to the old man moan and groan

The velociraptor
ate the neighbour too
about its dinners colour it didn't give a poo

because the velociraptor
knew what people are about
its whats on the inside that counts
yeah its whats on the inside that counts

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from Bard For Life, released October 10, 2010
Charango/Vox Rishi Nag, Bass James Thomas, Accordian Karl Sandeman, Mastering Philosophers Barn

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